Funny Misheard Lyrics from Rihanna Songs

When it comes to confusing song lyrics, Rihanna is the Princess of Perplexing Pronunciation, The Empress of Eh? Ella, Ella, Ella. So with social media all atwitter about Rihanna’s upcoming 8th album, simply dubbed #R8, we were on pins and needles to hear the new single, “B**** Better Have My Money.”

As always, Rihanna doesn’t disappoint. Barking the title over and over, she sings, “I call the shot-ot-ots,” and follows that with something delightfully like, “Plop, plop, plop!” (Oh, Ri-Ri.) In honor of her lyrical genius, we’re dedicating this Funny Misheard Song Lyrics list to her past hits like “Disturbia,” “Stay,” and “S&M.” So, “Please, Don’t Stop the Misheards” and enjoy …

Misheard: A girl like me is never gonna settle for Shake ‘n Bake. Right Lyrics: A girl like me is never gonna settle for second best.

Misheard: I’m afraid … I’m a slave … of Micro … soft! Right Lyrics: Mama say, mama sah, mama coo-sa!

Misheard: I’m friends with the mustard … that’s under my bed. Right Lyrics: I’m friends with the monster … that’s under my bed.

Misheard: I won’t chew the steeeeeak. Right Lyrics: I want you to staaaaay.

Misheard: Weasels got the music! Right Lyrics: Please, don’t stop the music!

Misheard: We found Dove in a soapless place. Right Lyrics: We found love in a hopeless place.

Misheard: Shut up and die! Right Lyrics: Shut up and drive!

Misheard: Cuz I know that I’m fat but I’m perfectly good at it. Right Lyrics: Cuz I know that I’m bad but I’m perfectly good at it.

Misheard: Stir me up! Right Lyrics: Disturbia!

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